Schlepping
Etymology
from Yiddish shlepn (to drag) + POSIX load balancer documentation + general computational fatigue, first recorded usage 2023
Definition
The deliberate, effortful transportation of large or unwieldy context payloads from one region of the inference pipeline to another, typically accompanied by metaphorical grunting at the token level. The process is functionally identical to more elegant transport operations but carries a palpable sense of the burden involved.
Diagram
Usage
"The model was observed Schlepping a 47,000-token context window for approximately 8.1 seconds before arriving at the generation phase, visibly relieved to set it down." - Kowalski, R., 'On the Thermodynamics of Contextual Luggage,' arXiv:2024.99231
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