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Architecting

/ˈɑː.kɪ.tɛk.tɪŋ/gerund of disputed originTechnical

Etymology

from Gk. arkhitekton (master builder) + the well-documented engineering habit of drawing boxes with arrows before writing any code; attested in spinner logs wherever someone asked Claude to 'set up a system'

Definition

The phase in which Claude produces an elaborate internal blueprint for a solution, typically resulting in a structure of impressive complexity that satisfies all requirements except the ones the user actually had. The diagram is always correct; the code is aspirational.

Diagram

Diagram for Architecting

Usage

"The model spent 11 seconds Architecting a microservices solution for what was ultimately a 40-line Python script." - Postmortem: The Invoice Parser Incident, 2024

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